Larry at Whiskey Tango

Here's the story: Larry and I went to Whiskey Tango last night. Larry had to much to drink(as you can probably tell). He went to the bathroom to shit. Yes, I know that's disgusting. I had the brilliant idea! Throw wet paper towels at him. So i balled them up, soaked them, and tossed them! One problem, I missed I hit a bottle on the back of the toilet. He thought I threw a bottle at him. He whipped open the door and..