Sean fell asleep at 11:00 pm.

This is what happens when you go to bed early.

Jenny at Chickie and Pete's

So, I went to Chickie and Pete's last night with Jenny, Connie(who I haven't seen her in four years), and Joe. Everyone wasbeing kind of quiet so I decide to play a game. I tell Jenny I will buy her drinks all night, but there are rules.

• She can pick the drink.


• I order two drinks at a time.


• She must down the first one or pay for both.


• The second drink she can take as long as she wants.


• Repeat.

Simple right? Let's see!

Larry at Whiskey Tango

Here's the story: Larry and I went to Whiskey Tango last night. Larry had to much to drink(as you can probably tell). He went to the bathroom to shit. Yes, I know that's disgusting. I had the brilliant idea! Throw wet paper towels at him. So i balled them up, soaked them, and tossed them! One problem, I missed I hit a bottle on the back of the toilet. He thought I threw a bottle at him. He whipped open the door and..